If you are looking for flirty texts to make him laugh, don’t miss out our great collection in today’s article.
Just a simple text and your crush’s heart can melt down when receiving it.
There are countless ways to flirt with the guy you like, and the best one is making him laugh. Most men like intellectual, witty girls, so let’s check out some funny messages below that you can use to impress him.
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How to Make Him Laugh with Texts?
In this era where technology is at the peak development, texting has become a familiar way of communication among us. For those wanting to express feelings to a particular person but too shy to face them, try the following sweet flirty messages.
See also: What to text when you miss him so much?
I. Flirty texts to your boyfriend
The busy life gives the two of you not much time together, but don’t let your feelings fade away or become cold. Flirty messages are one of the secrets to "warm up" your love effectively. Trust me – your other half will be very happy when reading it.
1. "Ever since I met you, I don’t want to go to restaurants anymore."
"It’s because the most delicious dish is here!"
2. "Do you see that my skin gets darkened?"
"Since I fell in love with you, my skin is darker, as your smile is so bright."
3. "Do you know that you look scary?"
"Despite of that, I still love you and want us to be together."
4. "Other’s dawn is when the sun comes out, but my dawn is when I have you."
5. "There are many temptations in the midst of life, but I just need one stop which is you."
6. "Now I give you two choices: one is to love me and the other is to love me very much."
7. "We can love each other for a minute, as long as we love each other sincerely."
8. "Do you know what history and you have in common?"
"Both make me remember."
9. "If a grain of sand meant "I love you", then I would like to give all the sands in the world to you."
10. "Have you gained weight these days?"
"If not, then why is your "weight" in my heart getting heavier as days pass by?"
11. "Instead of giving you a rose not wilting, I’ll send you a love not fading!"
12. "As long as you love me. I can do anything for you for the rest of my life."
13. "Do you know what the color I like?
I like the color of you in my life."
II. Flirty texts to your crush
If you are secretly having a crush on a guy, boldly send him these funny and flirty messages while you two are chatting on the phone. Keep doing that every day, he won’t be able to resist that.
1. "Are your eyes having problems?"
"If not, why can’t you see that I like you?"
2. "I have everything but you, so can you hold my hand and walk with me so that my life can be perfect?"
3. "Do you know how different are you from the stars?
Stars in the sky, but you are in my heart."
4. "It seems like you are a talkative person. Fortunately, I am a good listener."
5. "Do you know what bird cages are used for?"
"The cage is to lock the birds, and my heart is to lock you."
6. "Today is a beautiful sunny day, isn’t it?"
"So do you like the sun or do you like me?"
7. "Do you love yourself?"
"If yes, we have something in common, I love you too!"
8. "I have to move out today."
"Move to your heart!"
9. "You’re like Google, because you’re everything that I’m looking for."
10. "Even though there are 7 continents on Earth, there is only one continent in my heart – the continent having you."
11. "I guess your parents are bakers, because they made a sweet, cute pie like you."
12. "You are like a password which is hard to figure out, but I won’t stop trying."
13. " Hi, I’m planning my future, and I want to ask: Are you free for the rest of your life?"
III. Flirty texts to men
Girls, we are independent and confident women who dare to follow our dreams. So don’t be afraid or shy to express your feelings, or you’ll miss the person you love. In case that guy not making any move, it’s okay to be flirty a little, just remember one thing – don’t be the one pursuing!
Take note all the cool texts here to win over his heart in just a few minutes.
1. "Are you good at speaking English?""I may not know much about English, but I’m sure my love means ‘you’.
2. "Do you know I have a super power? That is to love you!"
3. "Why do you look like a relative of mine?""Like my mother’s son-in-law"
4. "Do you know what is happening to me?"My hair is messy. My shirt is wrinkled. My heart is fluttering. I love you already."
5. "I’ve read all "Ten Thousand Why Questions" but still I can’t explain why I like you."
6. "There are too many thieves these days.""I just lost my heart, and you are the thief!"
7. "Can you teach me how to swim?""It’s because I’m about to drown because of you."
Here are some irresistible texts to flirt from a distance:
What are you waiting for?
Time to try these flirty texts to make him laugh and open up his feelings for a beautiful love! Hopefully all the ideas in this article can fulfill and give your love story a happy wedding.
Remember that love needs to say out loud!